| So you bought or are renting a new crib, | | | | room so make sure you’ve got one of the |
| you’ve got your place mostly set up with all | | | | biggest tanks in the neighborhood. |
| the latest electronics, from a 52 inch flat screen | | | | The next thing to consider is the type of fish to |
| LCD to a surround sound system. You’ve got | | | | put in your tank. A real baller tank has to have |
| the “Scarface” movie poster framed and | | | | some cool looking fish, goldfish just won’t do |
| mounted on the wall, you’ve got the lava | | | | the trick. Ladies don’t respect man with |
| lamp going, you seem to have it all set up for the | | | | goldfish, that’s what my grandpap used to |
| perfect baler living room. Well, think again. If you | | | | say. So what kind of fish should you get? I |
| really want to set your living room apart in true | | | | suggest any fish with the word “shark” |
| baller style you’ve got to set up a baller fish | | | | attached to their name like Bala Sharks, Redtail |
| tank. | | | | Sharks or Columbian Sharks, but not Rainbow |
| The first step to setting up a baller fish tank is to | | | | Sharks, that’s just fruity. Once you’ve |
| pick the perfect spot to put the tank. The best | | | | got your sharks loaded up the tank it’s |
| place is usually behind a couch or on the wall | | | | always baller to feed them live food. You can get |
| away from the TV. You don’t want the light | | | | live shrimp at your local fish store. Not only is it |
| or movement in the tank to distract you from | | | | cool to watch them feed but it will be healthier |
| the TV so try to put the tank a little ways away. | | | | for them as well. |
| Another big choice is deciding how big of a tank | | | | That’s about it. The only other thing you |
| you want to go with. If you are a true baller you | | | | need to perfect your baller fish tank set up is to |
| will spare no expense and get a 50 or 100 gallon | | | | throw some cool stuff in the tank like a sunken |
| tank. You’ve got to make sure the size of | | | | ship or cool rocks. After that you’re good. |
| your tank really puts the wow-factor into your | | | | You’ve got a baller fish tank for your living |
| guests and friends when they walk into your living | | | | room. |