| Is there anything sweeter in a relationship | | | | specify the species or status as a vector. |
| than having your girlfriends mother support | | | | She has managed to insult me and leave me, |
| it one hundred percent? There probably is, | | | | the science geek, wondering exactly which |
| but I can't remember. Usually when a mother | | | | primate I resemble.I am secretly wishing for |
| meets me, she's either impressed by my | | | | chimpanzee, but my girlfriend assures me that |
| etiquette, or appreciates my honesty. I'd | | | | my features lend me more towards the baboon |
| like to think I'm generally the kind of guy | | | | side of the genus.Can I blame her? Sure I |
| most girls wouldn't be terrified of bringing | | | | can; but I wont. The drama queen in me wants |
| home to meet the "folks", and most parents | | | | to be mad, but after being dumped by my |
| wouldn't mind seeing with thier daughter. In | | | | girlfriend twice, having her sister call me a |
| 99.9% of relationships I've been in, its | | | | bitch and my parents yell at me to about |
| worked out like that.Let me tell you about | | | | everything in general, looking like a monkey |
| the other 0.01%I've been called many things | | | | is the least of my worries. In fact, it may |
| by parents. Most mothers would call me | | | | just bring me luck!So perhaps my baboon-like |
| respectful, kind, honest and perhaps even | | | | tendencies will be responsible for an amazing |
| funny and a good conversationalist. You can | | | | MCAT score? Perhaps they will prevent me from |
| now add "looks like a monkey" to the list of | | | | being dumped once a week? Perhaps they'll |
| fine titles.Granted, this is probably true so | | | | help me choose the right lotto numbers? It |
| it technically wouldn't be slander - but | | | | honestly doesn't matter, because I've already |
| nuances aside, I still maintain my right to | | | | gotten a good chuckle for the most inventive |
| be shocked by my girlfriends mother drawing | | | | insult a girlfriends mother ever threw my |
| attention to my Curious George like features! | | | | way.Respect goes to the mother who can make |
| I would have preferred "cute monkey" or even | | | | me laugh while raping me of my pride and |
| "disease free simian", but she didn't even | | | | dignity at the same time.Cheers to you Aunty. |