| Is there anything sweeter in a relationship than | | | | managed to insult me and leave me, the science |
| having your girlfriends mother support it one | | | | geek, wondering exactly which primate I |
| hundred percent? There probably is, but I can't | | | | resemble.I am secretly wishing for chimpanzee, |
| remember. Usually when a mother meets me, | | | | but my girlfriend assures me that my features |
| she's either impressed by my etiquette, or | | | | lend me more towards the baboon side of the |
| appreciates my honesty. I'd like to think I'm | | | | genus.Can I blame her? Sure I can; but I wont. |
| generally the kind of guy most girls wouldn't be | | | | The drama queen in me wants to be mad, but |
| terrified of bringing home to meet the "folks", and | | | | after being dumped by my girlfriend twice, having |
| most parents wouldn't mind seeing with thier | | | | her sister call me a bitch and my parents yell at |
| daughter. In 99.9% of relationships I've been in, its | | | | me to about everything in general, looking like a |
| worked out like that.Let me tell you about the | | | | monkey is the least of my worries. In fact, it |
| other 0.01%I've been called many things by | | | | may just bring me luck!So perhaps my |
| parents. Most mothers would call me respectful, | | | | baboon-like tendencies will be responsible for an |
| kind, honest and perhaps even funny and a good | | | | amazing MCAT score? Perhaps they will prevent |
| conversationalist. You can now add "looks like a | | | | me from being dumped once a week? Perhaps |
| monkey" to the list of fine titles.Granted, this is | | | | they'll help me choose the right lotto numbers? It |
| probably true so it technically wouldn't be slander - | | | | honestly doesn't matter, because I've already |
| but nuances aside, I still maintain my right to be | | | | gotten a good chuckle for the most inventive |
| shocked by my girlfriends mother drawing | | | | insult a girlfriends mother ever threw my |
| attention to my Curious George like features! I | | | | way.Respect goes to the mother who can make |
| would have preferred "cute monkey" or even | | | | me laugh while raping me of my pride and dignity |
| "disease free simian", but she didn't even specify | | | | at the same time.Cheers to you Aunty. |
| the species or status as a vector. She has | | | | |