| Is there anything sweeter in a
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| | species or status as a vector. She has
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| relationship than having your girlfriends
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| | managed to insult me and leave me, the
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| mother support it one hundred percent?
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| | science geek, wondering exactly which
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| There probably is, but I can't remember.
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| | primate I resemble.I am secretly wishing
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| Usually when a mother meets me, she's
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| | for chimpanzee, but my girlfriend assures
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| either impressed by my etiquette, or
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| | me that my features lend me more towards
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| appreciates my honesty. I'd like to think
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| | the baboon side of the genus.Can I blame
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| I'm generally the kind of guy most girls
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| | her? Sure I can; but I wont. The drama
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| wouldn't be terrified of bringing home to
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| | queen in me wants to be mad, but after
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| meet the "folks", and most parents
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| | being dumped by my girlfriend twice,
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| wouldn't mind seeing with thier daughter.
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| | having her sister call me a bitch and my
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| In 99.9% of relationships I've been in,
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| | parents yell at me to about everything in
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| its worked out like that.Let me tell you
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| | general, looking like a monkey is the
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| about the other 0.01%I've been called
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| | least of my worries. In fact, it may just
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| many things by parents. Most mothers
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| | bring me luck!So perhaps my baboon-like
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| would call me respectful, kind, honest
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| | tendencies will be responsible for an
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| and perhaps even funny and a good
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| | amazing MCAT score? Perhaps they will
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| conversationalist. You can now add "looks
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| | prevent me from being dumped once a week?
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| like a monkey" to the list of fine
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| | Perhaps they'll help me choose the right
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| titles.Granted, this is probably true so
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| | lotto numbers? It honestly doesn't
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| it technically wouldn't be slander - but
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| | matter, because I've already gotten a
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| nuances aside, I still maintain my right
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| | good chuckle for the most inventive
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| to be shocked by my girlfriends mother
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| | insult a girlfriends mother ever threw my
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| drawing attention to my Curious George
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| | way.Respect goes to the mother who can
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| like features! I would have preferred
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| | make me laugh while raping me of my pride
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| "cute monkey" or even "disease free
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| | and dignity at the same time.Cheers to
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| simian", but she didn't even specify the
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| | you Aunty.
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